i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART
"everything jennifer lawrence does is just an act!"
here is jennifer lawrence in 1995
you know which girl i’m talking about
occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin
For any of my followers who’re on dA I thought you might be interested to know I’ve opened point commissions. See http://shadowknightrunner.deviantart.com/journal/Point-Commissions-476898974
More like kitty thieves
this is why god created pockets
My coworker just came over to see what I was sighing about.
FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE
who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional
the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry
one person visiting from the past
WINDOWS VISTA MAY BE AN OLD SYSTEM BUT ARE YOU NOT NOTICING THE TIME TRAVELER WHO IS 1,992 VERSIONS AHEAD OF THE CURRENT OS WTF?
son i have news for you
I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store
Everybody needs a dancing baby Groot on their dash.